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quietsarcasm:

niczka:

hiddlesbatchlove:

lokis-taking-gallifrey:

cantgeddynuffofdatass:

wouldulikeajellybaby:

 

THIS MADE ME START HYPERVENTILATING which is really ironic

that was fucking terrifying

your tension has been exterminated

EXTERMINATED

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD!

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Happy Mothers Day to those that have, lost, or want children in their lives <3

perfectlypurdie:

The continuance of the world, and it’s fate, rests on our shoulders, in our arms and our hearts.

objects0in0space:

goprightstuff:

This is for my sister.

Yes.

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frigdeandindy:

astudyinwho:

as i was walking home this group of eight year olds thought it would be funny if they all gave me the finger as i approached so i turned around and said “i’m telling your parents you did that” and they all simultaneously burst into tears and begged me not to tell on them. 

im not ashamed to say it was the highlight of adult life. 

oh my god I misread this as “eighty year olds”

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c4rcinogencrush:

if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%

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lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE

(Source: doinjustfine65)

myseybee:

prends-la-vie-comme-elle-vient:

telautomaticlibrary:

missl0nelyhearts:

148km:

snapesgrudge:

snapesgrudge:

medvezhka:

snapesgrudge:

mentethemage:

the ultimate bff necklace

 #and nine #nine were given to the race of Men #who above all else #desire pizza

 #lord of the pizzas: fellowship of the slice #lord of the pizzas: the two toppings #lord of the pizzas: return of the breadsticks

 #one calzone to rule them all

 #one does not simply walk into the low-cal calzone zone

#they’re taking the hobbits to pizza hut

Now where is the tumblr user pizza? She needs this.

Like another “Make John Green find the thing” but for pizza instead. Omg.

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fattypolitic:

Holley Mangold appreciation post.

Because Nick Mangold blah, blah, blah- she is an Olympian! Let’s talk about her!

Because literally every article starts out with how fat she is.

Because people talk about how she needs a makeover instead of her incredible talent.

Because fuck you, that’s why.

So much respect for this woman. She’s got it all. She’s a fucking BEAST, absolutely beautiful, and totally rocks that chub.

(Source: creativeconflagration, via v3nti1122011)

amandaonwriting:

Quotable - JM Barrie

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yanilavigne:

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