FIRST KISS: We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time…
"What’s your name again?"
I couldn’t stop smiling
Actually couldn’t stop smiling this is so lovely
SO THERE’S THIS SHOW ON TLC CALLED “BUYING NAKED”
IT’S ABOUT BUYING HOMES IN NUDIST COLONIES AND IT IS WORTH WATCHING JUST FOR THE CAMERA ANGLES
how long did it take you to line that shot up
ANYWAYS IT’S A LAUGH AND A HALF 10/10 WOULD RECOMMEND IF YOU ARE FEELING DOWN
Real shit though. Same goes for I love you. Not no I luv u or I love u or ILY. No. Spell out your words. No kiddy games. Time to start being Men and Women.
I like being called baby or babe .. fuck that bae shit
once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
go big or go home
i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla
he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex
he liked pigeons
he was a vegetarian
he was a babe
he was shy
he hated edison
Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.
Are you serious the death ray was the best part
(Source: angelic-hipster-mermaid-slut69, via lysacek-yourself)
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